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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:44
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
Minds and Behinds
—
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
No go.
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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